<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type='text/xsl' href='http://rangelhoward.spaces.live.com/mmm2008-07-24_12.50/rsspretty.aspx?rssquery=en-US;http%3a%2f%2frangelhoward.spaces.live.com%2fcategory%2fEntertainment%2ffeed.rss' version='1.0'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:msn="http://schemas.microsoft.com/msn/spaces/2005/rss" xmlns:live="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" xmlns:dcterms="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" xmlns:cf="http://www.microsoft.com/schemas/rss/core/2005" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>SarahOcean: Entertainment</title><description /><link>http://rangelhoward.spaces.live.com/?_c11_BlogPart_BlogPart=blogview&amp;_c=BlogPart&amp;partqs=catEntertainment</link><language>en-US</language><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:59:05 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:59:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>Microsoft Spaces v1.1</generator><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><ttl>60</ttl><cf:parentRSS>http://rangelhoward.spaces.live.com/blog/feed.rss</cf:parentRSS><live:type>blogcategory</live:type><live:identity><live:id>1921367246400767278</live:id><live:alias>rangelhoward</live:alias></live:identity><cf:listinfo><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="typelabel" label="Type" /><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="tag" label="Tag" /><cf:group element="category" label="Category" /><cf:sort element="pubDate" label="Date" data-type="date" default="true" /><cf:sort element="title" label="Title" data-type="string" /><cf:sort ns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" element="comments" label="Comments" data-type="number" /></cf:listinfo><item><title>Cute Witch/Pagan jokes</title><link>http://rangelhoward.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!1AAA1154ACC9C52E!337.entry</link><description>&lt;div align=center&gt;&lt;font face="Lucida Handwriting, Cursive" color="#ccffcc" size=5&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What is a witch's favorite subject in school?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div align=center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ccffcc" size=5&gt;They're afraid of flying off the handle!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div align=center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ccffcc" size=5&gt;Because of all the Coffin!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Knock knock. &lt;br&gt;Who's there? &lt;br&gt;Eunice. &lt;br&gt;Eunice who? &lt;br&gt;Eunice is a witch - I thought you should know. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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